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07 July 2005 @ 12:43 pm
7/7 Provincial Flag Day  
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To mark the acquisition of the 7th imperial colony (a small nation offering its land for use as a secret military base) of the Banana Empire of Faux, the official flag of each respective colonial province** shall be flown from the tallest object of the colony. The flags depict the not-so-snowflake-unique characters of each province wherever they are flown. A ceremony will be held at each location whenever the sun reaches the 42nd degree from the horizon. The imperial national anthem will be blasted over loudspeakers, along with a 42 spitball & methane cannon salute.

Pledge Allegiance To The Flag Of Your Imperial Colony


**with the exception of existentialists where radiation levels remain hazardous
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